#2: Creepy Cooks

Creepy cooks are the worst, especially if you're a female and/or gay guy. Creepy cooks will do anything to try and get you to look at something that kind of resembles a penis and/or is their actual penis. Then they laugh and make fun of you in Spanish. No part of creepy cooks is fun, especially when you speak Spanish. When you speak Spanish, the creepy cooks know that they can converse with you. This is never beneficial, so don't even fall into their trap. When creepy cooks mess up the food your tables order, they try and blame you and then get really mad and insult you. Then they try and get you to look at a pickle or a hotdog. Like I said, it's never fun.

Also, it doesn't matter if you have a boyfriend or a husband, even if he looks more badass than Rambo. Creepy cooks don't have common sense, so they're still going to attempt to look at your underwear when you bend down. They always tell you how they're better than your boyfriend too. Like I said, conversing is never beneficial. And don't even try to get them fired, because you're not the first person who they've shown their boner to. Creepy cooks do a really good job of never getting fired for sexual harassment, even though they've shown their dick to everyone.