#5: People on cellphones

People on cellphones are hated in every industry because they are the biggest fucking douche bags on the planet. For some strange reason, people on cellphones think that their time is more important than everyone elses. They never take into consideration the fact that other people are inhabiting the same space, and that no one wants to hear about their bullshit lives. The worst part of people on cellphones, as a waiter especially, is when you approach them and they stick up their finger and look at you as if you are the asshole. Oh, really, you need another minute? Fuck you. Whenever someone shows me their "I need another minute" finger/face, I get so pissed that I give them the worst service of their lives. When other people speak to them during their super important phone conversation, they often become so annoyed that they thrash about and exibit the most ridiculously over emphasized displays of body language, similar to the behavior of a frustrated toddler. The most skilled people on cellphones are so engulfed in their conversations that they truly have no idea that other people are around them, attempting to communicate. These people can be easily avoided, as they always have a finger covering or stuck in their 'naked' ear so that no outside diversions can distract them.

People on cellphones are elusive, however, because they often claim to hate other people on cellphones, completely unaware of the fact that they themselves are guilty of the same crime. People on cellphones are always rude to people in the service industry, looking down on them and often not even making eye contact. Just who do WE think WE are? Sorry for inhabiting your space, people on cellphones. Sheesh.