#4: When people tell you that they're in a rush.

I hate when people tell me that they're in a rush. I really don't give a shit, because there is nothing that I can do about it. In fact, there is nothing that anyone can do about it. Customers in a rush act as though they deserve priority over other guests, which I find to be pure bullshit. Just because your son has karate practice in 5 minutes doesn't mean that the cooks are going to give a fuck. If you're so damn busy, just don't go out!

There is so much more that I want to say about this because I find it to be so rude. These people also ALWAYS order the biggest/most complicated/longest cooking thing on the damn menu. I'm sorry miss, but your turkey pot pie will not be ready in under 10 minutes. It is probably going to take 20, and since you're in a rush I might even consider telling you that it takes a half hour so that you'll leave and stop pestering me, bitch.