Sunday, November 22, 2009

#6: Cheap ass Regulars

Every restaurant, coffee house, and mall food court enjoys the assholes who come everyday and order the same thing. Sometimes they try to become "friends" with the staff, acting as though they're 'in' on all the jokes. These people usually have no friends, so it's kind of sad to see them. Other times there is something off about these customers. For these people there is a legitimate reason that they come everyday. Perhaps the home they're living in is across the street, and other times they are mentally challenged and they need a stable factor in their lives. Yet, amongst all the different people who congregate within your place of work day after day, there's always the few entitled assholes who come and fuck with your time. Cheap ass regulars come everyday, and think that they can leave you a shitty tip based solely on that fact. They're always a pain in the ass, wasting your time as you run back and forth to get everything that they need, knowing inside that you will not be rewarded for their assholery. The entire staff is immediately pissed off by the sight of them walking in the door. No one ever wants to deal with these people. Cheap ass regulars feed off of the souls of the people who have worked at your location the longest, because they know that their jobs suck and that they can fuck with them. Cheap ass regulars usually are cheap ass regulars in many different places in a given area, so it's no use searching for a new job to get away from them. Their $2 tips on a $75 tab will haunt you no matter where you go.

Even worse than cheap ass regulars are people who stiff you. This shall be the topic of a future post, so we shall waste no time discussing it here.

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